You couldn’t make this stuff up; even if you could, who the hell would want to?

Look, hiring a hit man on GoFundMe is not only wrong and stupid, it’s against the terms and conditions. I mean, it’s the T&Cs you should really be worried about, fuck the law and whatnot. The site forbids:

  • any activity that violates any law or governmental regulation;

as well as


  • the promotion of hate, violence, harassment, discrimination, terrorism, or intolerance of any kind relating to race, ethnicity, national origin, religious affiliation, sexual orientation, sex, gender or gender identity, or serious disabilities or diseases;



So pick one and it’s clear this campaign is in violation of it. That didn’t stop one Samya Tabree from seeking $10 million to “pay the mexicans to kill donald trump bitch ass” anyway. Thankfully, the campaign has been removed, but here’s an archived copy.