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Hey Racists, Here’s Your Chance to Send a Black Dude Back to Africa

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You know how certain people are always like “GO BACK TO AFRICA!” even though slavery ended generations ago and most African-Americans haven’t ever been to Africa? Well one Indiana man wants them to put their money where their mouths are.

Larry Mitchell of Kokomo is seeking $100k to get back on a boat and find his African roots, or at least get the hell away from y’all racist people.

He writes:

Send me “back” to Africa fund… If you want me to go back to Africa I will gladly go… you can help make your dream and mine come true… accepting ¬†all donations… KKK, Skin Heads and anyone else with like mind thinking are welcome to donate… Thank you.. God bless you and America… #putyourmoneywhereyourhateis

According to the United Nations, there are about 200 million people living in the Americas who identify as of African decent. Presumably, this does not include the large number of non-African-identifying human beings who share the same DNA from small tribes of the motherland.

Hey racists, think how great it would be if all 200 million “Africans” high-tailed it outta here and went back to where they belong? While we’re at it, guess the Central Americans should kick rocks too, though the Mexicans can probably stay since so much of our country used to be theirs. While we’re on the topic, we’re going to have to ship off the Italians, the Irish, the English, and definitely the Canadians (all 10 of them) since this isn’t technically their land either. So yeah, basically no one would be left but Native Americans. But I digress.

Mitchell has raised $485 so far. No word on what happens to any money raised if he doesn’t meet goal; it would be cool if he at least sends that to Africa where it is needed.

Your move, ‘Skin Heads’!

1 Comment

  1. someguy

    Well ‘Larry’, you’ll need to find your own way to Africa. Maybe you can convince the hebrews that brought your ancestors here to help.

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