We have some very exciting news to share with you all — by popular demand, we’re bringing you the GoFraudMe Box!

Surely you’ve seen ads all over Facebook and teevee for subscription boxes filled with everything from dog treats to snacks to beauty samples. In that vein, the GoFraudMe Box comes delivered to your door once a month jam-packed with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. That’s right, every box is hand-curated by our crowdfunding experts and filled to the brim with nothing but broken promises, bullshit excuses, and poor life decisions.

For just $29.99 a month plus $9.99 shipping plus $9.99 processing plus my 5% cut for absolutely no reason whatsoever, you can order your very own GoFraudMe Box!*

Here’s a sneak peek of what we’re working on for May:

gofraudme box

Order today and we’ll include FREE UNICORN FARTS!

*Yeah sorry, we made all this up. It doesn’t exist. Life is disappointing, get over it.