Did you like the clickbaity title? Good, because you’re not going to like this stupid GoFundMe page.

First, let’s talk about the name of this little social engineering project: WORKING HARD. Working hard at trying to steal money from people, more like it. Working hard =/= GoFundMe. But whatever. Moving on.

Gofundme stock photo

BWHAHAHAHA check out that bunk ass stock photo of some random guy in the kiddie pool with two kids who may or may not be related. Good one, guy.

In “his” plea for $700 from strangers on the internet, “Shy Bob” writes:

“We are hard workring parents,that need to get back and forth to work. We have run into a dilemma ,due to now working in two different cities. We have any bills that we pay,and are trying to get a down payment for a car for my his husband to be able to get back and forth from work and to get kids from daycare ,school,etc. Please help if you can. We are trying to get as much as we can to help us!”

Jesus, at least pay the Nigerian prince sitting next to you at the cyber cafe to write a blurb slightly more convincing than that.

The Twitter account sharing this was just created yesterday so, you know, donor beware. Though if you’re stupid enough to donate to this, you kind of deserve to get ripped off.