Hi. So, we need to talk about this.

GoFundMe Terms and Conditions are pretty clear on what you can and can’t do on GoFundMe. In particular:

Without limiting the foregoing, you agree to not use the Services to:

    1. establish or contribute to any Campaign with the implicit or express purpose relating to any of the following:
      1. any activity that violates any law or governmental regulation;

Right. So you can’t use GoFundMe to break the law, got it. So how does this happen, then?

Fake ID Gofundme

The campaign to crowdfund a fake ID has been removed, but here’s what it read before it disappeared:

hey ok so im 19 really just wanna drink and party hard. ya know? so in order to do so i need the right materials. step 1: you gotta donate to mi cause. step 2: i order my fake and step 3: i party until i dont know my name. so thank you for your contributions it will help me in ways i cant explain

I’m not entirely clear on the law of North Carolina, but I am pretty sure fake IDs are illegal in some way, shape, or form. Oh wait, possession of a fake ID is definitely criminal in NC.

What happened to walking uphill both ways in the snow with no shoes on to sit in front of the liquor store to get some dork to buy you a case of bad booze? Kids these days, I swear.